I would make this a private post too but heck, I am just going to say, if you don’t want to know massively to much information, do not read this. Menstrual sexual talk ahead. Ladies I just need to know I am not the only one who feels this way.
You have been warned.
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Seriously I warned you.
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Do you ever get massively horrible cramps that makes you want to do the whole Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom thing but rather the rip out a heart – rip out your uterus?
Not that you could because you are so drained that you can barely think far enough past CHOCOLATE to use any part of your brain more cerebral then that? – Unless of course you are counting the sex drive part of the mind – because in spite of being a horribly Niagara blood Falls goopy mess and having cramps from HELL you are hornier then a succubus who hasn’t gotten any in a year and yet too exhausted to act on it?
Not that you could get far enough to have sex of course because you are so mindlessly BITCHY that you would probably choke you partner to death if he kissed you the wrong way? Naturally you would be laughing psychotically at the same time while your body temp is hot cold hot cold hot cold…
And OMG is that dirt on the floor?! *Cries!* I just cleannnned!
Do you remember a couple months ago when I was talking about the sacredness of menstruation and getting in touch with my inner goddess and all that? I still believe that believe it or not, I have a very spiritual time meditating this morning and the raven came to visit in it. But still – wow my inner Goddess is a warrior who wants blood sacrifice at the moment. A politician would do.
I am now doing to heave my bloated oozy body off the couch and go to the store to replenish the CHOCOLATE and Midol stash so that there are no Death by PMS headlines tomorrow.
