I Command…

Damian

  1. Thou shall giveth everything to me.
  2. Thou shall not taketh (it) back from me.
  3. I shall throweth wherever I wanteth.
  4. Thou shall not covet my stuff.
  5. Thou shall feed me.
  6. Thou shall clean me (even my poopy bottom.)
  7. If you will – I won’t.
  8. If you won’t – I will.
  9. If you insist – hell will be the abode.
  10. The night is mine, the day is mine, you are at the servitude.

So mote it be.

4 Comments

  1. Zyleeth
    Posted Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 9:04 am | Permalink

    LOL that face…! XD

  2. Posted Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 9:12 am | Permalink

    I am laughing at this post. If you think it is bad now, just wait until he learns to say NO.

  3. Posted Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    That look…wait til he can put some words with it.

  4. Posted Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

    And you will spend the next 18 years trying to reverse that attitude. I love that picture!!