So I received a FedEx package today which I promptly tore into. When I open the box there was a pair of blue eyeballs in a ziplock bag staring up at me and a pair of brown ones beside them.
For the record, I did not order a hit. At least I wouldn’t blog about it…
That’s not all, there also was two roundish wrapped packages in the box. They were skulls. Please cue the dramatic music.
I swear, I have not ordered any hits.
Serious, the package was from my Uncle Stan, who tricks out his yard to the fullest for Halloween and whom I have been talking to about about some of our plans for our yard. Torch baring ghouls, scarecrows, building bodies that stand up to the elements and don’t mold. The usual. I hope everyone has a uncle they can talk to about stuff like that.
Receiving eyes and heads totally makes my day.