Tag Archives: Humor

I Command…

Thou shall giveth everything to me.
Thou shall not taketh (it) back from me.
I shall throweth wherever I wanteth.
Thou shall not covet my stuff.
Thou shall feed me.
Thou shall clean me (even my poopy bottom.)
If you will – I won’t.
If you won’t – I will.
If you insist – hell will be the abode.
The night is mine, the [...]

The Man Corral

Possibly one of the greatest inventions ever, gotta keep ‘em under control donchaknow!

Helping Mommy Pack

Or at least, I pull everything out of the boxes when she is not watching and flip them over…

Feline Friday: talk to the tail

Neither cats are being terribly photogenic lately, this tickles the sophomorish part of my sense of humor though…

Broomjacking

(if you have ever wondered what little witches are up to nowadays…)