Tag Archives: Humor

Obey the Duck

Obey the Duck

He demands your allegiance.

I HAZ A SPUN

My Auntie Andrea made this for me. I love it!

Nightmare on 29th Street

My hands are stained red, the cutting board and knife drip crimson, chunks of scarlet bubble away in the crockpot, anything that didn’t fit in there is in the freezer, for future use…

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Large Hadron Collider

Has the LHC destroyed the world yet?
If you follow me on twitter then you know about the imminent destruction of the Earth, due to today’s testing of the Large Hadron Collider. So I want to suggest that everyone take these last hours to appreciate our world that is about to be replaced by a black [...]

Things I Have Noticed Since Giving Birth

I am sure there are more motherhood revelations to come, but that’s what I got so far… and Damian is only been 5 1/2 weeks old!

* My problem with poo? Totally gone.
* “I’ve worn this skirt once already” has become “Hey this is still clean!”
* Being afraid of dropping the baby has turned into balancing him [...]